My name is Zach (ZAK) Galifianakis (GAL IF a nakis).

About me:
I am from the foothills of North Carolina. I like teeth. I like croissants. I like when old men at picnics say "pull my finger." I like when ivy overtakes trees. I like watching people miscommunicate. I like how America used to be, before it got crazy with false pride. I dislike guys who wear two cell phones. I dislike fake Christmas trees.  I don't understand those who read People magazine. Nor do I understand 0% financing.  I do understand the attraction to corn-dogs.  As far as my work, I have been in several showings. In no particular order here goes: